Why legalizing marijuana is the biggest, reddest red herring ever?

20130704-094643.jpgTalks of legalizing marijuana are a dime a dozen.

And I am fine if you can get medical weed in California for your glaucoma, or if the Neds have had it for a bazillion years and their country is still intact (which is based on the presumption that a country would fall apart if marijuana is legal!!! Seriously, nuke much).

It would take a realist to believe that we can legalize marijuana and it’s a respectable point of view, but it would take an extreme idealist or if I may, don Quixote himself to believe that we can ENFORCE that legalization verbatim IN INDIA.

Hard hitting ground realities are, selling of tobacco products to minors is banned, so is selling cigarettes within 100 meters of a school and the legal age to drink is 25. While the first statute is respected only as a signboard prominently displayed outside of every panwallahs shack, the second is disobeyed with gross impunity while the third is………well it’s a joke.

How many of us really had our first drink after 25?

Any economic benefit that is to be had from legalizing the drug would only end up as an economic healthcare burden in the long run in form of sick days and lost youth.

This brings me to the so called “economic benefits”. It would provide a source of legit livelihood to the farmers and it would add to the government’s coffers as taxable sales. How very easy. The people who are selling it already, or should I say the villages who are selling it already are selling gold.

And mark my words, pure black gold. Legalizing would bring more people to cultivate it for the easy money initially but as supply increases, the demand would eventually get saturated (which it would hopefully, unless people start smoking exponentially, in which case we are screwed anyways) and margins would shrink.

We all know a bumper crop is almost if not equally bad for farmers without government support. That’s when the need to create more demand would emerge. While you can’t create more demand for potatoes and sugarcane, Marijuana is no ordinary cash crop. It has a psychological dependency factor to it. And that’s where big tobacco steps in.

Phillip morris, WD and HO wills and the likes with their surrogate advertisements, extensive supply chains and deep pockets would want everyone in the biggest democracy of the world to smoke the exotic cream cigarettes from Kullu. It would take a few months for corporate takeover of the new-found weed industry and it will not be for the good. A lot of signboards saying selling of marijuana products to minors is a punishable offense would be made while schoolgirls would take hits from a bong.

The question to be asked is, can the policymakers really not let that happen?

Can they really……REALLY enforce the laws which they make. The answer stares us in the face while we fall back to the high ground, the pseudo intellectual plain, the figs leaf, of legalization rather than picking up the gauntlet and doing what needs to be done about the pestilent marijuana menace. If we can’t think it through, we may as well not think about it at all.

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  1. says: kullu kid

    The factors are quite simple, smoke and you are looking at ten years of your life in prison(Indias top penalty). Drive a car drunk hurt someone get out some cash and pay them off. The problems that alcohol bring far outway the so called evils of cannabis. As for farmers having a easy crop I dont think so, firstly if it was going to be a massive cash bonus for farmers then farmers would have to invest in protecting there crop from thieves. Also I think a lot of farmers will continue to grow what they are used to with the vertile land they have, its easy to grow cannabis in poor quality or untilled land. You assume that everyone will grow it then think what the price of potatoes,onions,milch,phal gobbi would be, as all farmers would only grow cannabis.And that is the point in all countries that want to legalize it. They all want to stop the criminal aspect so they all drive down prices when legalized so it is not so profitable that everyone turns it into a cash for all mountain. At the end of the day why does society except that alcohol destroys lifes and societies where smocking cannabis does not carry that burden. To get looked up for smoking a joint is in this day and age is just insanity and sums up how easy people and society can bow to propaganda.

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