Bhaiyon aur behnon, that is not a chicken, that is Nitish Kumar and he’s going across to join the jungle raj on the other side of the road.
I will cross many roads and Lakshman Rekhas to ensure the defeat of communal forces and the victory of casteist forces.
Rejoice, my Hindu brothers and ramzades: the chicken is returning home after four hundred years of foreign oppression- this is its ghar wapasi.
No matter where they go now, the chickens will come home to roost for the BJP.
Arrey bhai dekho, that is not a road which the chicken is crossing but the poverty line. During our rule not one but 140 million chickens crossed this line, all with the velocity of Jupiter. And now, only one is crossing during Modi’s rule- and look, even that bechara is being assaulted by that Delhi traffic cop……!
B.S.Bassi [ Police commissioner, Delhi]
We have inside information that that chicken is actually Somnath Bharti in disguise. We have sent out 18 teams to arrest him, a force stronger even than the one assembled after the Parliament bomb attack, for Aam Aadmi Party is more dangerous than any Pakistani terrorist group. We will now subject that chicken to a narco test, a DNA test and brain mapping to find out how it gave orders to a Labrador dog, against the course of nature!
This is a conspiracy between the Lieutenant Governor and Modi. How can a chicken cross that road without the approval of the elected govt. of Delhi? Poultry is a state subject.
Are you serious? Are you serious? Is this an IQ test or a biology test or what? Get outta my face!
That poor murgi has a valid visa for crossing the road to meet its ailing companion on the other side. It is an act of humanity and compassion and there is no pro involved- I’m not sure about the quid.
That chicken is either a non-state actor or a cricketer from Pakistan. We will not allow it to cross the road as long as our- sorry, their- blood flows on the LOC. Blacken its face with ink !
Sanjay Raut [spokesman for Shiv Sena]
Sorry, sar, we have run out of ink- both Sudheendra Kulkarni and Engineer Rashid had bigger heads than we had imagined. Should we use cow urine? Or we can just fry the chicken-after the Navratras, of course. We have not yet banned consumption of chicken.
That chicken, I am sure, is going to return its Sahitya Academy award- it is standing up for freedom of thought and expression. Its now a question of eat or be eaten.
Don’t ever, never, ever ask me a question on MY programme! Here, only I ask the questions even if I and Maroof Raza don’t have a clue about the answers! The REAL question- the question TIMES NOW and the nation is asking of the government- is not why the chicken crossed the road but what kind of chicken is it? Is it BJP, Congress, Mulayam, Hard(ik), Tanduri, Butter, Manchurian ? The nation wants to know, Mr. Sambit Patra.
Sambit Patra [ BJP Spokesman]
Under the leadership of our one and only Prime Minister Mr. Narinder Modi, it doesn’t matter. All chickens are equal , for our slogan is SABKA HATH, SABKA SATH, KAHAN GAYA VIKAS ? Under BJP rule chickens can wander over any road ( except 7, Race Course Road, which we are proposing to rename Off Course Road) and be perfectly safe. After all, Mr. Modi’s second slogan is ” Na khaoonga, na khane doonga.” I’m so glad I eat only fish.
That chicken is running away from the tyranny of the unelected to the tyranny of the elected on the other side. It will end up as a subsidised item in the Parliament canteen which is supreme ( the canteen, not Parliament).
The Chief Justice
We don’t really care, so long as it doesn’t effect the independence of the judiciary or make us accountable.
Boss, I think I’ve just run over that chicken. Call Mahesh Jethmalani immediately.
The final word, of course, is with
Chicken which walk in middle of road end up in soup.